" selfish "

 [ "selfish" ]

1: Taking a selfie with a fish..

  * e.g.,  ... I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest! 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money! 

 [ "selfish" ]

2: but many people mistake selfishness for greed.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything. 

 [ "selfish" ]

3: you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: ....... fuck you. 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: Having desires that conflict with the selfishness of others.

  * e.g.,  ... A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay." 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: -adjective

  * e.g.,  ... "I am not selfish." 

 [ "selfish" ]

2: used to describe someone who does not think about me.

 [ "selfish" ]

1: Thank you, anti-yankee, for yet another tasteless diatribe on why everyone in the United States is evil because the American GOVERNMENT is a bunch of selfish wankers. I'm surprised that you failed to mention that the money that Bush pledged comes from the EXISTING U.S. budget for foreign aid, not an additional sum to add onto the whole.

  * e.g.,  ... Frenchwoman: Hey, American, why are you taxing my beef unfairly? 

 [ "selfish" ]

2: Yes, I'm an American and I knew that. You can stop staring, it's rude.

  * e.g.,  ... Yank #1: You mean me, or just my government? Because I don't remember ever having signed a tariff on French agricultual products that I happen to disagree with. 

 [ "selfish" ]

3: The problem with you good people of Europe is your overwhelming impulse to condescend to everyone from the U.S. that you can get your hands on, so you can launch into another diatribe about how us, the many, are evil because of the actions of our government, the few. It gets really irritating after a while, not to mention how you operate on the assumption that we don't already KNOW any of this.

  * e.g.,  ... Frenchwoman: ...never mind. 

 [ "selfish" ]

4: In other words: piss off, you bloody wanker.

  * e.g.,  ... Dutchman: You Americans, you're all such puritans! 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: Not wanting anyone to know about something because it doesnt benefit you.

  * e.g.,  ... If Desi was having a contest for her followers on snapchat saying how she'll give away a huge makeups bag if you comment on her video about how selfish you are. & you want to prove everyone how you're the most selfish because you want it all for yourself. 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: literally everyone's younger brother.

  * e.g.,  ... My younger brother is a selfish faggot who never learns what sharing is. 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: See america. When giving to the Tsunami appeal ,they gave the least in proportion to wealth. As America is the richest ( and most selfish) country in the world this seems unfair. Only after complaints from the rest of the appaled world did 'Dubya' decide to give the rest of his spare change and be the leader of the aid giving. Giving aid just to make yourself look good is low. For the record, the British public gave far more to the appeal than The US government.

  * e.g.,  ... Amercians are some fat-ass selfish gimps. 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: Choosing to play with your new dog instead of getting drunk with your bestfriend

  * e.g.,  ... Lane was selfish when he went home to play with his new dog, instead of being there for his sad friend and getting drunk with him. 

 [ "selfish" ]

1: a photo of something that was not meant to be a selfie but you could see part of their face

  * e.g.,  ... Jenny just took a selfish