" self-serving "

 [ "self-serving" ]

1: Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

  * e.g.,  ... See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest. 

 [ "self-serving" ]

1: to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

  * e.g.,  ... Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people. 

 [ "self-serving" ]

1: n. The act of masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: So what happened to you last night? 

 [ "self serve" ]

1: When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve." 

 [ "self serve" ]

1: A word to define Masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!" 

 [ "Self Serve" ]

1: The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

  * e.g.,  ... guy1: dude i need to shave my ass 

 [ "Self Serve" ]

1: Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away

  * e.g.,  ... Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode 

 [ "self-serving friend" ]

1: An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab. 

 [ "Self Serve Blumpkin" ]

1: Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin. 

 [ "self serve smoothie" ]

1: When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it. Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie