" segmenting "

 [ "Segmentating" ]

1: When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

  * e.g.,  ... Exec: How is the IVR performing? 

 [ "Segmental" ]

1: When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.

  * e.g.,  ... You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night? 

 [ "johnny segment" ]

1: One who does not finish stories told.

  * e.g.,  ... Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment! 

 [ "Segmentation fault" ]

1: v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

  * e.g.,  ... 20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a 

 [ "External secant segment" ]

1: An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

  * e.g.,  ... External secant segment: 🅱️eter retard: shut up secant 

 [ "feline segment" ]

1: a line segment with cat ears and whiskers

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz." guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?" guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one." guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?" 

 [ "feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator" ]

1: A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

  * e.g.,  ... This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires! 

 [ "Time-Segment" ]

1: It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. " "To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule." 

 [ "segments" ]

1: A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.

  * e.g.,  ... *Johnny pulls out a packet of gum* 

 [ "segmented parts" ]

1: It means that that body has a few part, like an ant.

  * e.g.,  ... An ant has 3 segmented parts.