" unifying "

 [ "unify" ]

1: Coming together with someone to do something

  * e.g.,  ... The two countries will unify their armies to fight against the enemy 

 [ "unifi" ]

1: Shittiest internet provider ever in the history of mankind.

  * e.g.,  ... Ali: Hey dude, should I get Unifi? 

 [ "unifi" ]

2: Even a sloth is faster than Unifi.

  * e.g.,  ... Abu: No man its suicide. In fact its worst than suicide! 

 [ "unifi" ]

1: When two people ( preferably in high school) start talking and suddenly become interested in each other. Whether in a friendly way or sexual manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom and Mary have unified! 

 [ "community unifier" ]

1: A person who brings communities together based on a desire to help improve the quality of Life in a community

  * e.g.,  ... Juan Pablo Santa Luna is the first community unifier in Orlando , Florida 

 [ "LA Unified" ]

1: Los Angeles Unified School District. Poor graduation rates. Lousy test scores. Teacher union strikes. Metal detectors at school entrances. You get the idea.

  * e.g.,  ... Radio Announcer: Big Chuco's Tires in Montebello is offering a special deal! Buy a set of four used tires and they will throw in a set of old rims for free! But you gotta hurry! This deal only lasts for another 24 hours! For all you LA Unified grads, that's means the sale ends this time tomorrow! 

 [ "G-Unify" ]

1: My friend George Hellens. Was refered to as G-Unit until that fag ass "gangster" crew came along. We had to think of something new, I came up with "G-Unification" or for short "G-unify"

  * e.g.,  ... Sup Unify 

 [ "G-Unify" ]

2: Unify is mega cool, and i thank him for keeping it real, but be warned when keeping it real goes wrong, it goes very wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... Oi Unificational Methods get your ass over here 

 [ "unified field theory" ]

1: 1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

  * e.g.,  ... Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory. 

 [ "unified field theory" ]

2: 2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

  * e.g.,  ... ------- 

 [ "Grand Unified Micronational" ]

1: The second best micronational organization

  * e.g.,  ... The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational 

 [ "Unified Rules of Stockton" ]

1: A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

  * e.g.,  ... In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor. 

 [ "Unified Dick Front" ]

1: The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable. The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and don’t does, and offers a very BIAS point of view. We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as: 1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter 2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows. 3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes 4) General Pickup and Release 101

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!" Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me" 

 [ "Unified Dick Front" ]

2: 5) General Knowledge Transfers 6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement This isn’t a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.