" scholastic "

 [ "scholasticitis" ]

1: A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease. Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:

  * e.g.,  ... That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis. Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis) 

 [ "scholasticitis" ]

2:  Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.

 [ "scholasticitis" ]

3:  Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.

 [ "scholasticitis" ]

4:  Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.

 [ "scholastic swag" ]

1: having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

  * e.g.,  ... i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something. 

 [ "scholastic beatdown" ]

1: when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday. Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore. 

 [ "Scholastic Bookfair" ]

1: A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like

  * e.g.,  ... Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!! 

 [ "Hawthorne Scholastic Academy" ]

1: An awesome public school in Chicago, IL for grades K-

  * e.g.,  ... You go to Hawthorne Scholastic Academy? That's sweeet. 

 [ "general scholastic ability test" ]

1: The GSAT.

  * e.g.,  ... There are only four days left before the GSAT! Go and study for Gods sake! 

 [ "general scholastic ability test" ]

2: A kind of entrance exam for universities in Taiwan, which is most high school students’ nightmare.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor you have to take the general scholastic ability test, but I have no idea how to help you. GOOD LUCK! 

 [ "general scholastic ability test" ]

3: At first, it was not that difficult to finish each subject in time. However, the questions in it have become exquisitely longer, apparently students will face tremendous pressure in the future.

 [ "scholasticism" ]

1: the practice of studying for test, quiz, or anything else related to school.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob played his xbox today instead of doing his hw, demonstrating bad scholasticism.