" schlock "

 [ "schlock" ]

1: Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

  * e.g.,  ... Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock? 

 [ "schlock" ]

2:  Crap

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films. 

 [ "schlock" ]

3:  Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

 [ "schlock" ]

1: junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

  * e.g.,  ... She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store. 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam and Eve are having sex: 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there. 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

  * e.g.,  ... what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: One who is very hairy and ape like.

  * e.g.,  ... Schlock scared the woman before molesting her. 

 [ "schlock" ]

2: One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

 [ "schlock" ]

1: An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob! 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

  * e.g.,  ... that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

  * e.g.,  ... "I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks 

 [ "schlock" ]

1: To overcharged a customer.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.