" bargain-basement "

 [ "bargain basement" ]

1: An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

  * e.g.,  ... "Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder." 

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

1: That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available. Wife

  * e.g.,  ... I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight. You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else. Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky. 

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

2:  Girlfriend Boo

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

3:  Friends with benefits Sidepiece Smash Booty call

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

4:  Jump off

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

5:  Bargain Basement Becky

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

1: The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.

  * e.g.,  ... I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out. What the Better Business Bureau? No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB. 

 [ "Bargain Basement Becky" ]

1: The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

  * e.g.,  ... I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out. What the Better Business Bureau? No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.