" rubbery "

 [ "rubbery" ]

1: the way chinese people say 'lovely'

  * e.g.,  ... Chinese man: Waiter, this chicken is rubbery! 

 [ "rubbery" ]

1: A word that stupid people use when they can't think of the word "flexible".

  * e.g.,  ... Person one: Is rubbery a word? 

 [ "rubbery" ]

1: Drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... We got all rubbery last night going through Andy's liquor stash. 

 [ "get rubbery" ]

1: take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.

  * e.g.,  ... fuck those beers lets' get rubbery! she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him 

 [ "Big Rubbery One" ]

1: Slang. Refers to the flaccid state of the penis after experiencing something that causes one to become unaroused.

  * e.g.,  ... "Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one, if you know what I mean." 

 [ "Rubbery Sex Torpedo" ]

1: A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

  * e.g.,  ... Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo! 

 [ "Big Rubbery One" ]

1: n. Something unpleasant. This term implies that whatever it is refering to is as bad as being anally fornicated with a 'big rubbery one'.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just got two cavities filled today. That dentist visit was definately a big rubbery one". 

 [ "armed rubbery" ]

1: Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!

  * e.g.,  ... Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P 

 [ "Cock Rubbery" ]

1: To Rub your manhood against a ladies genitalia, to excite stimulate and part the waves.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage. 

 [ "Rubbery wagon" ]

1: When a gay man likes to rub against other gay men in a wagon

  * e.g.,  ... He asked if I wanted to go the club but I said hell no, I want to Rubbery Wagon