" stretchy "

 [ "stretchy" ]

1: it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

  * e.g.,  ... "urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta 

 [ "stretchies" ]

1: After playing guitar hero for way too long, when you look at something else and it seems to stretch or move.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, man, I got a bad case of the stretchies. 

 [ "Stretchy" ]

1: Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not

  * e.g.,  ... - Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching - hahah g you’re so stretchy 

 [ "Stretchy" ]

1: Disrespecting giant nips

  * e.g.,  ... Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has 

 [ "Stretchies" ]

1: A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.

  * e.g.,  ... Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!" 

 [ "stretchy foreskin" ]

1: A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan says to Gavin Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin." Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate." 

 [ "Stretchy Roger" ]

1: A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night. 

 [ "Stretchy-Pants" ]

1: Pants needed if you eat too much food.

  * e.g.,  ... If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants. 

 [ "stretchy balls" ]

1: The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there. 

 [ "Stretchy Gretchy" ]

1: Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo it's stretchy gretchy" "YO GRETCHY" "YOU STRETCHY"