" rigor "

 [ "Rigored" ]

1:  To be anally raped. To be metaphorically anally raped.

  * e.g.,  ...  I was knocked unconscious and rigored last night in the freight elevator. I got rigored today when Joe called in sick to work. Now not only do I have to open the store, but I also have to close the store on my day off! 

 [ "Rigor" ]

1: To go beyond hard or hardcore. Something completely awesome or something extremely stiff.

  * e.g.,  ... That concert last night was hella rigor! Have you heard that new song? It's so rigor! Remember when we were playing basketball and you shot that 3 point shot backwards and made it all net? That was rigor! Or I saw that fine girl today and I got rigor. putting that new stuff in your hair made your spikes so rigor. 

 [ "Rigor" ]

1: someone who has had so much plastic surgery on thier face they look like rigor mortis has set in. Stiff face

  * e.g.,  ... OMG look at rigor over there 

 [ "rigorize" ]

1: (v) The act of completing tasks, required or not, which have as their object the improvement of the faculties, either mental or physical. Most commonly associated with academic work, which is both required and, in the case of any serious student, has as its object the improvement of critical thinking abilities and discipline.

  * e.g.,  ... After Jimmy rigorized at the gym, which gave him a momentary boost to his energy and focus, he decided to rigorize in the library. Bill was going to rigorize at the Engineering School for the night, but when he passed his fraternity, he decided to abandon his plans for rigor and imbibe alcohol. He was subsequently unable to rigorize academically for the next week, and failed out of school as a result. Despite the sexual entreatments of his super-hot girlfriend, Jack insisted that he had to rigorize for the MCAT's that night. He was summarily dumped, but scored a 43 a couple days later, thus affirming the value of rigorizing instead of succumbing to short-term biological needs with diminishing returns. Self improvement increases in exact proportion to the amount one rigorizes. "'Early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'--gee whiz,now that's a maxim, if I've ever heard one", said Trent. "Not so fast, Trent, Franklin actually got it wrong", replied Farris. "It should be 'early to bed, and early to rise, provided he desires to rigorize, shall make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'" 

 [ "Rigor mortis" ]

1: Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

  * e.g.,  ... Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis. 

 [ "Rigor-coitus" ]

1: The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

  * e.g.,  ... Walter: Where were you last night Howard? Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time... Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again... Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly. 

 [ "Rigor Mortis" ]

1: Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

  * e.g.,  ... Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them. 

 [ "Rigor Mortis" ]

2: Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

 [ "rigor mortis" ]

1: when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

  * e.g.,  ... when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in 

 [ "Rigor Dick" ]

1: That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

  * e.g.,  ... I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today. 

 [ "Rigorous activities" ]

1: Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.