" retrain "

 [ "retraining cunt" ]

1: an retraining cunt is when a girl is being a cunt and promises not to be one but then does the same thing over and over again

  * e.g.,  ... god she's being such an retraining cunt 

 [ "Insta-Cum Retraining" ]

1: A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

  * e.g.,  ... My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite... 

 [ "Retrain" ]

1: A concept recently introduced by UK Chancellor of the Exchequer denoting the absolute lack of shits the government gives for the cultural sector. Disavowed as non-essential, artists must now retrain as hedge-fund financial analysts or cybersecurity consultants.

  * e.g.,  ... Matthew: did you just hear about Rishi Sunak's proposal to retrain substantial portions of the workforce, namely the arts sector? Elizabeth: oh dear, put down that horrid guerrilla Newspaper, The Guardian is for leftist granola-eating monkeys. I did not vote Tory for the last twenty years to suddenly bail out a bunch of degenerate flaneurs. Not with my hard-earned taxpayer money!