" refurbishing "

 [ "refurbished" ]

1: any abused, broken, defective electronics returned to the manufacturer, retail or online store within the warranty, refund, exchange period and re-sold to unsuspecting consumers in the same miserable condition, believing that the item was "restored to factory conditions".

  * e.g.,  ... Consumer, "So this refurbished iPod is pretty much like new?" Seller, "Oh, but of course!" 

 [ "Refurbished" ]

1: The process of restoring a product by cleaning, repairing, recovering, and reusing the item for its original intended use

  * e.g.,  ... I refurbished my dick 

 [ "refurbish" ]

1: To make returned merchandise ready to be sold again. This may or may not include repairing defects.

  * e.g.,  ... What do you think we are, a repair shop? Just paint over the defect and send it to the warehouse. 

 [ "refurbished" ]

1: to take the metal and glass off of an iphone and put new ones on it

  * e.g.,  ... i just bought a refurbished iphone 

 [ "Refurbishment" ]

1: To excrete feces into another's anus.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave your mom a refurbishment last night; she enjoyed it thoroughly. 

 [ "refurbish" ]

1: An excuse to go on a trip and drink beers with Mr Smitts. Unless you are on the "B" team, because then you have to go to Quebec and work like un chien. la difference used refurbishing trips to tell all the guy his secrets.

  * e.g.,  ... GUY! There is a refurbish trip to Chaboogammooo coming up, round up les miserables and sends them to the darks sides! 

 [ "refurbished box" ]

1: A post sex reassignment surgery organ

  * e.g.,  ... cindy's transition is almost compete. she just needs a refurbished box. 

 [ "Refurbished Ho" ]

1: Repurposed: A Ho that has had work done be it emotionally, physically, or mentally, but is still a ho.

  * e.g.,  ... Even though Lefty has had some work done, he is still a Ho which makes him a refurbished Ho. 

 [ "refurbished chubby" ]

1: when you get a little chubby everytime you get the opportunity to buy something refurbished.

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: hey guys want to go search ebay for 5 hours for something refurbished?? guy 2&3: no troll go get some sun or you'll never get any guy 1: it's ok all I need is my hand guy 2: it's ok then because he's already rocking that refurbished chubby guy 3: agreed lets go before he tries to get us to buy something refurbished 

 [ "refurbished gay" ]

1: A gay man or women who “steps out of the scene” and then preaches from a high horse about how much better than everyone they are.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, That’s Steve, he’s a refurbished gay. He used to suck cock nightly but now he just sits at home and throws shade at everyone else who does what he used to do”