" mangling "

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1: Attempting the act of mingling (networking, social interaction etc.) resulting in awkwardness, embarrassment and failure.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well I guess we should try and get amongst it and chat to some of these people" "Yeah, I'm gonna get another glass of wine then we should probably get mangling" 

 [ "Mangle" ]

1: A strong outgoing girl who LOVES to make her friends smile. She fun to be around also very caring and kind. any guy would be lucky to have her. She is mostly attracted to guys that start with the letter "A" in there name. but is quick to snap if anyone hurts her friends you have been warned

  * e.g.,  ... Omg i cant wait to hang out with mangle! 

 [ "Mangle" ]

1: A female character from five nights at Freddy's 2. She's an animatronic fox who is dismantled

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: hey did you bet night three yet? Guy 2: no I was jumpscared by mangle 

 [ "mangled" ]

1: To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair. 

 [ "Mangle" ]

1:  At an angle, a woman's face looks like a man. Besides the angle(s), she is hot. When looking at a chick from an angle (could be multiple angles), her face resembles those characteristics of a man.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, would you still hook up with that chick at the bar, even though from here she has a mangle? I first saw that chick from the lower right--she definitely has a mangle. Looking at her left side, I'd still hit that. 

 [ "Mangled" ]

1: a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

  * e.g.,  ... Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours. 

 [ "mangled" ]

1: when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs

  * e.g.,  ... damn i am stright up MANGLED off that liquor and crack 

 [ "mangle" ]

1:  A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet." 

 [ "mangle" ]

2:  To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

 [ "mangle" ]

3: The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.

 [ "Mangled" ]

1: A state of being devasted, worn out, and beat down. When all your efforts are for nothing and no one cares but you have to keep up the facade

  * e.g.,  ... " no one listens to Ed, the guy is all mangled, a complete joke" 

 [ "Mangle" ]

1: To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!