" muffing "

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1: a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

  * e.g.,  ... I LOVED muffing her last night 

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1: forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

  * e.g.,  ... He needs a good muffing. 

 [ "muffing" ]

1: A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 6

  * e.g.,  ... Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing. 

 [ "muffing" ]

1: Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything! - giggles

  * e.g.,  ... example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon" 

 [ "muffing" ]

1: Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.

  * e.g.,  ... The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker. 

 [ "muffing" ]

2: Alternative: Muff diving.

 [ "muffing" ]

1: To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

  * e.g.,  ... Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing ! 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: another use for fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... Damn your ass got muffed up 

 [ "Muffed" ]

1: Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch just muffed me. 

 [ "Muffing" ]

1: When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning. 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: to high five someone's face aggressively

  * e.g.,  ... damn! he just muffed the bartender!