" rectangular "

 [ "Rectangular" ]

1: When someone is trying to be something that they're not

  * e.g.,  ... Mans acting bare rectangular 

 [ "Rectangular" ]

2: Usually used for wannabe roadmen/people who think they're hard when they're really not

 [ "Rectangular" ]

3: origins UK

 [ "Rectangular vagina" ]

1: When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina. Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina." 

 [ "rectangular prism" ]

1: a word to describe those resembling rectangular prisms to due to having a body in the shape of one.

  * e.g.,  ... "look, theres van the rectangular prism! kidding, we love you recky." 

 [ "rectangular orgasm" ]

1: rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it

  * e.g.,  ... jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work? 

 [ "knights of the rectangular table" ]

1: the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.

  * e.g.,  ... - the knights of the rectangular table are here 

 [ "knights of the rectangular table" ]

2: only preps reject these knights.

  * e.g.,  ... - so what? 

 [ "knights of the rectangular table" ]

3: they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.

  * e.g.,  ... -- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table. 

 [ "rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots" ]

1: Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

  * e.g.,  ... subject "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!" 

 [ "Rectangular Cylinder" ]

1: Pretty self-explanatory. It's just a rectangular cylinder

  * e.g.,  ... Look! a rectangular cylinder. 

 [ "Rectangulars" ]

1: A tight-knit group of bikers who ride hard and fast. They may not hang out all the time, but when they do they party hard, have fun and always got each other's "six". Their catch phrase is "Square it up"

  * e.g.,  ... Rectangulars let's ride! Square it up! 

 [ "rectangular pizza" ]

1: a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

  * e.g.,  ... any normal person: hey do you want pizza social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ? any normal person: absolute schmuck