" lengthy "

 [ "lengthy" ]

1: Pretentious and non-colloquial way of saying "long."

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude I'm so glad we're finally watching the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie!" "Hmm..are you sure this will be finished by nine pm? It's a school night and this seems to be quite a lengthy film." "Shut up" 

 [ "Lengthy" ]

1: I guy/woman that's tall as fuck and has long ass legs.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Joseph bout lengthy as a mf god damn. 

 [ "Lengthy jew" ]

1: A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths

  * e.g.,  ... anna: is your uncle jewish? mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all. anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew! 

 [ "lengthy slengthy" ]

1: To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.

  * e.g.,  ... “Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.” 

 [ "Lengthy Sojourn" ]

1: Euphemism

  * e.g.,  ... Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom. 

 [ "Lengthy Sojourn" ]

2: A long shit

 [ "Lengthy nipples" ]

1: Jason Cluff,big puff ginger with nipple hair down to his knees

  * e.g.,  ... if you nipples are more then 6" long 

 [ "Write a lengthy blog" ]

1: Euph.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog. 

 [ "Write a lengthy blog" ]

2: To have a shit.

 [ "Lengthiness" ]

1: When you are describing how long something is as something while not being particularly sure something's exact length.

  * e.g.,  ... The lengthiness of it often turns away beginners. 

 [ "Father Lengthy Limbs" ]

1: A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

  * e.g.,  ... OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS 

 [ "Lengthy-cum" ]

1: Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).

  * e.g.,  ... Man... last night Cindy made me lengthy-cum. I was worried my condom would burst!!