" quagmires "

 [ "Quagmire" ]

1: Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.

  * e.g.,  ... Quagmire is the neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. 

 [ "Quagmire" ]

1:  A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

  * e.g.,  ... "George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert." 

 [ "Quagmire" ]

2:  A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

  * e.g.,  ... Host: Who else but Quagmire? 

 [ "Quagmire" ]

3:  Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)

  * e.g.,  ... Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire! 

 [ "Quagmiring" ]

1: The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell. 

 [ "quagmire" ]

1: Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

  * e.g.,  ... Bill Clinton is such a quagmire. 

 [ "quagmiring" ]

1: Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

  * e.g.,  ... She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me 

 [ "The Quagmire" ]

1: The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

  * e.g.,  ... *doing "The Quagmire" guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity! 

 [ "Quagmire" ]

1: Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

  * e.g.,  ... We're in quite a quagmire, now. 

 [ "quagmire" ]

1: An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in. 

 [ "quagmire" ]

1: That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

  * e.g.,  ... If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up. 

 [ "Quagmire" ]

1: A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

  * e.g.,  ... Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)