" nooses "

 [ "Noose" ]

1: A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dude! I just made a noose! 

 [ "noose" ]

1: Man's neck tie, dress tie.

  * e.g.,  ... My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk. 

 [ "noose" ]

1: A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose. 

 [ "Noose" ]

1: A rope used to hang yourself with.

  * e.g.,  ... AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose." 

 [ "Noose" ]

1: A sacred happy rope

  * e.g.,  ... I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose 

 [ "Noose" ]

1: Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

  * e.g.,  ... Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose 

 [ "Noose" ]

1: Mans greatest invention

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: can you help me I’m depressed 

 [ "Noose" ]

1: Mans best friend

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: what are you doing 

 [ "noose" ]

1: this is a handy tool for when ur feeling down or if the kids were getting of your nerves

  * e.g.,  ... the kids are getting annoying let’s noose them 

 [ "noose" ]

1: a permanent escape from living and its realities

  * e.g.,  ... i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.