" predicament "

 [ "predicament" ]

1: When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

  * e.g.,  ... I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant. 

 [ "predicament" ]

1: The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament. 

 [ "The Predicaments" ]

1: A Man's testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments. 

 [ "Predicament" ]

1: When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved

  * e.g.,  ... "Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!" 

 [ "Predicament" ]

2: Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

  * e.g.,  ... "This sure is a predicament scoob!" 

 [ "predicament bondage" ]

1: Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.

  * e.g.,  ... I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain 

 [ "predicament and a half" ]

1: Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half." 

 [ "penile predicament" ]

1: One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

  * e.g.,  ... Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?" 

 [ "columbian predicament" ]

1: when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

  * e.g.,  ... I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament. 

 [ "Portuguese Penis Predicament" ]

1: The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?! Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament. Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big? 

 [ "In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament" ]

1: Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.