" quadriplegic "

 [ "quadriplegic" ]

1: A quadriplegic is someone who has damage (and possible loss) of all four limbs on their body. It is usually caused by brain damage during an accident, where the limbs of the body become useless and need amputation. In a basic version, a quadriplegic is someone who has damage to both/loses both legs and arms during an accident and is just a body and head.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, did you see that quadriplegic? That shits fucking nasty!" 

 [ "quadriplegic nine" ]

1: After climaxing in the vertical 69 sexual postion, the upright person simply drops his upside down partner, causing below the neck paralysis.

  * e.g.,  ... That ho was getting mouthy, so I pulled a quadriplegic nine on her. Now she is a veg. 

 [ "Quadriplegic Beekeeper" ]

1: Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

  * e.g.,  ... He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper. 

 [ "Quadriplegic drunk" ]

1: The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

  * e.g.,  ... I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.