" proclamation "

 [ "proclamation" ]

1: Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

  * e.g.,  ... Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election. 

 [ "Constipation Proclamation" ]

1: The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

  * e.g.,  ... The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran 

 [ "Masturbation Proclamation" ]

1: a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

  * e.g.,  ... masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class 

 [ "Masturbation Proclamation" ]

1: Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.

  * e.g.,  ... "I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation" 

 [ "Masterbation Proclamation" ]

1: When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

  * e.g.,  ... Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved." Chase- "How's that?" Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation" Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff" 

 [ "urination proclamation" ]

1: a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!" 

 [ "inebriation proclamation" ]

1: The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

  * e.g.,  ... "After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation" 

 [ "Masturbation Proclamation" ]

1: When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight" 

 [ "Domination Proclamation" ]

1: A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.

  * e.g.,  ... We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title 

 [ "Emancipation Proclamation" ]

1: The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"