" advertising "

 [ "advertising" ]

1: when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

  * e.g.,  ... "Wait hun, you're advertising" 

 [ "advertising" ]

1: the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.

  * e.g.,  ... Equal opportunity is a state of fairness in which job applicants are treated similarly, unhampered by artificial barriers or prejudices or preferences, except when particular distinctions can be explicitly justified.1 According to this often complex and contested concept,2 the intent is that the important jobs in an organization should go to the people who are most qualified – persons most likely to perform ably in a given task – and not go to persons for reasons deemed arbitrary or irrelevant, such as circumstances of birth, upbringing, having well-connected relatives or friends,3 religion, sex,4 ethnicity,4 race, caste,5 or involuntary personal attributes such as disability, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation. 

 [ "advertising" ]

2: "an advertising agency"

  * e.g.,  ... advertising is my job 

 [ "advertising" ]

3: advertisements collectively.

 [ "advertising" ]

4: "despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"

 [ "advertisement" ]

1: a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY! 

 [ "Advertisement" ]

1: A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.

  * e.g.,  ... Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible." 

 [ "advertisement" ]

1: A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.

  * e.g.,  ... This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS. 

 [ "advertisement" ]

1: A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.

  * e.g.,  ... I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp. 

 [ "as advertised" ]

1: Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.

  * e.g.,  ... The Trojan condom is as advertised. 

 [ "Advertising" ]

1: The tool of the devil.

  * e.g.,  ... Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya! 

 [ "Advertising" ]

1: The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

  * e.g.,  ... Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it. 

 [ "Advertising" ]

1: The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

  * e.g.,  ... Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.