" presently "

 [ "present" ]

1: A word with too many goddamn definitions.

  * e.g.,  ... She's presently present, so I'll present my present. Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift. 

 [ "Present" ]

1: The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

  * e.g.,  ... She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body. 

 [ "Presentation" ]

1: The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- Girl: why dose Carl having a boner? 

 [ "Presenting" ]

1: Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

  * e.g.,  ... Omg that guy is certainly presenting, 

 [ "Presentation" ]

1: the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

  * e.g.,  ... teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" 

 [ "Presenting" ]

1: When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

  * e.g.,  ... We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting. 

 [ "Presentating" ]

1: A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey, you presenting today? 

 [ "Presentation" ]

1: Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

  * e.g.,  ... The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead. 

 [ "Presentment" ]

1: A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

  * e.g.,  ... Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it! 

 [ "present" ]

1: Something you give without any type of obligation.

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to give a present to her.