" incontinently "

 [ "incontinent" ]

1:  The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

  * e.g.,  ...  My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent. 

 [ "incontinent" ]

2:  A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?" 

 [ "incontinent" ]

1: to lose control of your bodyily functions

  * e.g.,  ... i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent 

 [ "incontinence" ]

1: When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence. 

 [ "incontinence" ]

1: when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.

  * e.g.,  ... man1:beverley did you wet yourself 

 [ "incontinent" ]

1: A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.

  * e.g.,  ... Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself" 

 [ "Incontinent" ]

1: Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence. Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent. 

 [ "incontinence" ]

1: fecal incontinence growing problem in USA ( too many gay's too few butts )

  * e.g.,  ... I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot. 

 [ "Financial Incontinence" ]

1:  A propensity to piss money away lacking in financial moderation or self-control unable to retain or manage ones finances Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

  * e.g.,  ... Q: Why am I always broke? 

 [ "Fecal Incontinence" ]

1: The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg. As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

  * e.g.,  ... What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence "Fuck you." 

 [ "Incontinent S'more" ]

1: An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!