" pintos "

 [ "pintos" ]

1: The hottest dance team around with the most sexiest dancers! they are fuckin hot as hell and they know how to party!

  * e.g.,  ... Damn... look at the pintos go! 

 [ "Pintoed" ]

1: When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

  * e.g.,  ... This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today. 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: heavily tatooed vato just released from prison

  * e.g.,  ... That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay. 

 [ "Pinto" ]

1: Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect." Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto." Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis." 

 [ "Pinto" ]

2: Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.

 [ "Pinto" ]

1:  A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

  * e.g.,  ...  "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together." "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!" 

 [ "pintoed" ]

1: When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... D: "How was the party!?" 

 [ "pinto" ]

1:  An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes" 

 [ "pinto" ]

2:  A Brazillian term for "small cock".

  * e.g.,  ...  "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God" 

 [ "pinto" ]

1: A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.

  * e.g.,  ... i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.  

 [ "Pinto" ]

1: my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended

  * e.g.,  ... "My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner 

 [ "Pinto" ]

1: 1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands. 

 [ "Pinto" ]

2: 2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.