" equines "

 [ "equine" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ... "He lost his shirt betting on equine competitions." 

 [ "equine" ]

2: Of or relating to horses.

  * e.g.,  ... "The new arabian colt is a paragon of equine grace." 

 [ "Equine" ]

1: A hot hunk who is sexy and has a big dick

  * e.g.,  ... bro that guys is deep an equine 

 [ "Equine" ]

1: Large four legged animal that comes in a variety of colors and markings.

  * e.g.,  ... There is an equine showjumping competition today. 

 [ "equin" ]

1: A person who is a big fat retarded lazy racist bum.

  * e.g.,  ... John/Lumpylips/JoBo 

 [ "equine actuary" ]

1: An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

  * e.g.,  ... Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds. 

 [ "Equine Necrobeastiality" ]

1: To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

  * e.g.,  ... I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail. 

 [ "Equine Necrobeastiality" ]

2: This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

 [ "equine enema" ]

1: Shelving some ketamine inside a gelatine capsule up your poop shoot.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey mate is Dave alright?” 

 [ "Argentinian Equine" ]

1: A horse face common to women from Argentina.

  * e.g.,  ... Bella is from Argentina, she has an Argentinian Equine face 

 [ "entire equine" ]

1: Hol Horse's retarded half-cousin

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey did you hear about that retard entire equine?" "I heard he shot himself in the face after trying to kill his arch rivals Popo, Joesucc, Gibby, Ezmarelda Slash, Smokey Brown, and of course, cars 2!" 

 [ "equine embrace" ]

1: A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

  * e.g.,  ... Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.