" pilgrimages "

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: A journey with an important purpose.

  * e.g.,  ... A MUSLIM must take a pilgrimage to Mecca sometime in their lifetime if they are physically able. 

 [ "the pilgrimage" ]

1: The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him." 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: slang for going to lay a huge brick, in some unexpecting loo.

  * e.g.,  ... john: im going on a pilgrimage... 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: A kick ass Nine Inch Nails instrumental song.

  * e.g.,  ... Pilgrimage is so wierd and kick ass at the same time. 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: a journey with an important purpose

  * e.g.,  ... a buddhist must take a pilgrimage to mecca over their lifetime 

 [ "scott pilgrimage" ]

1: The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!" "Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..." "Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom." 

 [ "Scott Pilgrimage" ]

1: A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed! 

 [ "The Pilgrimage of Grace" ]

1: When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

  * e.g.,  ... My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her. 

 [ "The Pilgrimage to Mecca" ]

1: Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.

  * e.g.,  ... Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca. 

 [ "hipster pilgrimage" ]

1: At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood. In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage