" pilgrimages "

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: A journey with an important purpose.

  * e.g.,  ... A MUSLIM must take a pilgrimage to Mecca sometime in their lifetime if they are physically able. 

 [ "the pilgrimage" ]

1: The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him." 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: slang for going to lay a huge brick, in some unexpecting loo.

  * e.g.,  ... john: im going on a pilgrimage... 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: A kick ass Nine Inch Nails instrumental song.

  * e.g.,  ... Pilgrimage is so wierd and kick ass at the same time. 

 [ "pilgrimage" ]

1: a journey with an important purpose

  * e.g.,  ... a buddhist must take a pilgrimage to mecca over their lifetime 

 [ "scott pilgrimage" ]

1: The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!" "Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..." "Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom." 

 [ "Scott Pilgrimage" ]

1: A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed! 

 [ "The Pilgrimage of Grace" ]

1: When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

  * e.g.,  ... My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her. 

 [ "The Pilgrimage to Mecca" ]

1: Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.

  * e.g.,  ... Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca. 

 [ "Cock Pilgrimage" ]

1: Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.

  * e.g.,  ... "She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life." "Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"