" junkets "

 [ "junket" ]

1: n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

  * e.g.,  ... "flying out for another junket. forward my mail." 

 [ "junket" ]

1: n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk

  * e.g.,  ... "another junket this week" 

 [ "junket" ]

1: Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress. 

 [ "Junket" ]

1: Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers

  * e.g.,  ... A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner. 

 [ "Junket pump" ]

1: Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

  * e.g.,  ... hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it? 

 [ "Blue Veined Junket Pumper" ]

1: Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

  * e.g.,  ... "So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER" 

 [ "blue veined junket pumper" ]

1: generally, a large veiny penis

  * e.g.,  ... she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'....... 

 [ "Junket Trumpet" ]

1: Yet another name for an erect penis

  * e.g.,  ... My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet 

 [ "Supposed Former Infatuation Junket" ]

1: A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.

  * e.g.,  ... I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket. 

 [ "blue veined junket gun" ]

1: British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"