" excursion "

 [ "excursion" ]

1: to take a large defecation.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man I have to excursion. 

 [ "excursion" ]

1: huge ass gas guzzling Ford suv driven by insecure soccermoms and middle aged men with small dick syndrome. Mainly used for hulling groceries and taking the little brats to and from soccer practice.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy drives and excursion to make up for other shortcomings 

 [ "excursion" ]

1: a wild night when a person/persons steals signs and such parafeneilia on an escapade.

  * e.g.,  ... molly: lets go take that baby changing sign from McDonalds! 

 [ "Excursion" ]

1: A big ass truck mostly seen in the suburbia. Driven mostly by soccer moms that have given birth to way too many stupid ass kids. Most will never carry maximum people or see mud. A damn shame, since it's a good truck which doesn't deserve it's fate.

  * e.g.,  ... Soccer mom #1: Look, we bought a new Excursion, the Suburban wasn't big enough, Josh would'nt fit in the Suburban with all his baby gear. 

 [ "Excursion" ]

1: Mutant offspring of a full-size pickup and a size-XL minivan. Developed by Ford as a super-Suburban, intended as a heavy-duty tow and support vehicle - they do make for an effective small, terrain-capable ambulance, for example - but inexplicably adopted as a commuter car and grocery-getter by wealthy rednecks, overdefensive insecure cases, militant libertarians and anti-societal homeschoolers with enormous families. Regarded with deep scorn by the majority of the citizenry for their pure bulk and indulgent hunger for natural resources; ironically, many Excursion owners mistakenly believe the disdain of others to be a kind of post-transferrence envy for their Objectivist beliefs and social standing. Little more is ever further from the truth. Ford has thankfully cancelled further production of this beast in favor of a somewhat more reasonable stretched version of the Expedition.

  * e.g.,  ... The five-foot-two-inch-tall real estate agent considered her Excursion to be a necessary projection of the magnitude of her sales figures; she never drove without having her cell phone clamped to her ear. We tended to give her unconditional right-of-way, just to be safe, while muttering about her and her neo-Napoleon complex the whole time. 

 [ "Excursion" ]

1: Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

  * e.g.,  ... AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion! 

 [ "Version excursion" ]

1: In IT when management cannot get anything done because they are unable to decide between the current version of software, and the promised "next version".

  * e.g.,  ... Mike wasted 3 days on a version excursion, while the rest of us played Online Bingo 

 [ "criticality excursion" ]

1: A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.

  * e.g.,  ... I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap. 

 [ "Ford Excursion" ]

1: The biggest, SUV on the road. Optional 4 L V-8 (standard), 8 L V-10 (ricer killer), or 0 L/3 L Powerstroke V-8 Diesel (powerhouse). They are usually found being meandered around by a soccer mom or a redneck, weigh nearly 8000 pounds, use a runway to stop, handle like trucks, and chug down gas. However, when used properly, they justify these characteristics. The Pilot: In the hands of a soccer mom, they can, and do, pancake Prii (Priuses). In the hands of a redneck, they can be seen being used in a reckless and stupid fashion. However, in the hands of a capable driver, they can be very safe and don't typically run into anything. Maneuverability: They're big. They need space. If you know what you're doing, you can move them into and out of the most cramped parking spaces. Weight: They're big. They weigh a lot, there is no way out of this one. Long Stop: Factors like brake, tire, and road conditions play critical roles. If the driver is observant though, they can usually stop in time or maneuver around the obstacle. Handling: The F-250 truck frame is responsible. MPG: Dismal, but they are amazing people movers. When loaded to capacity (8 people), their 15 MPG are justified. BONUS: Plenty of power. It goes in the snow too. All in all, they only become viable when you need to move people in a climate that can be less than favorable, or if you need an SUV that can do the job of an F-250 (i.e.tow a trailer). Small wonder they are no longer made.

  * e.g.,  ... Walking down the street. 

 [ "breezy excursion" ]

1: a streetwear brand out of san jose, ca. they also have an online radio show every monday nights at 6 PST. "breezy radio"

  * e.g.,  ... you see that new breezy excursion shirt?