" parse "

 [ "parse" ]

1: verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. To understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. A derivative of the computer and linguistics term "parse," to analyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. Most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, "Does Not Parse."

  * e.g.,  ... She obviously had no idea what I was talking about. She just kept staring at me blankly, like 'does... not... parse...' 

 [ "parse" ]

1: to leave a spot or place

  * e.g.,  ... Let's parse outta here 

 [ "Parse" ]

1: To elaborate on a certain word(s). To explain a term away gramatically.

  * e.g.,  ... Brutha: "Fo shizzle my hizzle nizzle bizzle" 

 [ "Parse" ]

1: System.out.println("Weapon Choice:");

 [ "Parse" ]

2:  weapon = Integer.parseInt(Input.readLine());

 [ "Parse" ]

3:  if(weapon<=0){

 [ "Parse" ]

4:  System.out.println("Incorrect!");}

 [ "Parse" ]

5:  if(weapon>=10){

 [ "Parse" ]

6:  System.out.println("No!");}

 [ "Parse" ]

1: Any adjective, ever.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't wait get home to parse this big mac. I would totally parse her all around town. (When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse? 

 [ "Parse" ]

2: Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.

 [ "Parse" ]

3: You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.

 [ "Parse" ]

1: When you pass on that arse

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!” Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse” 

 [ "parsing" ]

1: (Verb) A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together. No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing. 

 [ "mah parse" ]

1: When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

  * e.g.,  ... I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse! 

 [ "Parsed" ]

1: The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

  * e.g.,  ... And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck. 

 [ "Parsed" ]

1: When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

  * e.g.,  ... I’m so parsed right now