" outcomes "

 [ "outcome" ]

1: the result or effect of an action or event

  * e.g.,  ... Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome 

 [ "outcome" ]

1: The opposite of income. It is the money you spend, that you may (or may not) make back up.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Dude, I just upgraded my entire account on Mechquest! 

 [ "Good Outcome" ]

1: Phrase used by a corporate executive to describe the solution to an unmitigated disaster, the details of which they believe nobody knows about.

  * e.g.,  ... Despite the massive arguement at the Board table (fails to mention fisticuffs occurring) and Bob's decision to pursue other opportunities (aka he got canned) I think we arrived at a "good outcome: 

 [ "Outcome Conversion" ]

1: To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion. 

 [ "Fallacy of the predetermined outcome" ]

1: A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.” 

 [ "crappy outcome" ]

1: When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

  * e.g.,  ... I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome. 

 [ "negative patient care outcome" ]

1: Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

  * e.g.,  ... I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome. 

 [ "greatest outcome of multiples theory" ]

1: A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.

  * e.g.,  ... Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is. 

 [ "greatest outcome of multiples theory" ]

2: It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard." 

 [ "Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes" ]

1: Mepham High school's motto, designed to brain wash students from day 1

  * e.g.,  ... Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes, was conceived after the administration consumed copious amounts of meth 

 [ "Own your outcome" ]

1: The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

  * e.g.,  ... She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.