" orphaned "

 [ "orphaned" ]

1: The loss of two parents or all parents, especially is literature. See bastardise.

  * e.g.,  ... Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term, are considered orphaned because the combined meaning has nothing to do with snow or balls. Well, maybe balls. The term orphaned would not apply to words that are made up entirely. fo shizzle my nizzle could be considered orphaned or bastardized since the phrase has roots in real words. 

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: A formal word used to describe ones dinner

  * e.g.,  ... Have you tried eating the orphans? They're fucking delicious 

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(

  * e.g.,  ... Person A : Oh, why is he crying?? 

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: Someone who does not have a family.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am the second worst things that happened to the orphans." 

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts

  * e.g.,  ... “Are you an orphan?” 

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: A suitable source of food

  * e.g.,  ... Yum Yum Yum said the person I am going to eat an Orphan. 

 [ "orphanize" ]

1: The act of rendering someone an orphan.

  * e.g.,  ... "I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3" 

 [ "The Orphan" ]

1: The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga. It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance. Steps for performing The Orphan:

  * e.g.,  ... Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander. 

 [ "The Orphan" ]

2: First, find a comfortable chair.

 [ "The Orphan" ]

3: Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,

 [ "The Orphan" ]

4: Third, grab your penis between your legs.

 [ "The Orphan" ]

5: Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.

 [ "The Orphan" ]

6: Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

 [ "Orphan" ]

1: That one piece of shit that wont stop asking you for a dollar

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck that orphan man 

 [ "orphan" ]

1: (adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.

  * e.g.,  ...  Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan. 

 [ "orphan" ]

2:  (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.

  * e.g.,  ...  Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.