" widowed "

 [ "widowed" ]

1: A lonely masturbation move for those who do not have a partner

  * e.g.,  ... "I was so lonely last night i tried the widowed it was amazing" 

 [ "widower" ]

1: A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

  * e.g.,  ... That man is a widower. 

 [ "widower" ]

1: A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

  * e.g.,  ... The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved. 

 [ "Widow" ]

1: A woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.

  * e.g.,  ... Susan is a widow. 

 [ "-widow" ]

1: A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.

  * e.g.,  ... Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition. 

 [ "-widow" ]

2: Examples-

  * e.g.,  ... Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you. 

 [ "-widow" ]

3: Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band

  * e.g.,  ... Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend? 

 [ "-widow" ]

4: Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house

  * e.g.,  ... Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom. 

 [ "-widow" ]

5: Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed

  * e.g.,  ... Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow". 

 [ "-widow" ]

6: Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly

 [ "-widow" ]

7: Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying

 [ "-widow" ]

8: Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

 [ "widow" ]

1: short for White Widow, having to do with Alaskan White Buds grown in central / and Northern Alaska. An extreamly potent strand of marijauna. Solid white nugs in appearance. Los Angeles Street Value that of Northern lights at 25 dollars a gram. Extreme Hallucinagenic properties.

  * e.g.,  ... Dat Nigga been hittin' dat widow all day long, dat nigga been baked, pass dat shit homie. 

 [ "Widow" ]

1: An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow 

 [ "widow" ]

1: a member of a "click", "gang", etc. who is unknown to the public and law.

  * e.g.,  ... we couldn't find a clue to link us to a "perp" so he's a widow. 

 [ "widow" ]

1: A fucking greedy bitch who steals people's money.

  * e.g.,  ... Because she is a widow, Mrs. C. wants us to give her money. 

 [ "widow" ]

1: shortened from white widow - some nang skunk

  * e.g.,  ... i just picked up an o of widow