" neocon "

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1: Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."

  * e.g.,  ... "I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!" 

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2: Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

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1:  Small group of politicians coming from as early as the Ford administration up to the Bush II administration.

  * e.g.,  ... George Bush I and II, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, are all a bunch of neocons. 

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2:  Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending.

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3:  They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom.

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4:  Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power.

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5:  Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.

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1: Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

  * e.g.,  ... Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns. 

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2: They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

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3: Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.

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1: Someone whose political views represent the worst of both worlds: fiscally liberal, socially conservative.

  * e.g.,  ... Bush is a neocon because he supports racking up a huge deficit while dictating people's personal lives. 

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1: Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.

  * e.g.,  ... That neocon needs a new think tank gig!  

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1: The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.

  * e.g.,  ... Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete. 

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1: Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

  * e.g.,  ... The current administration is full of these people. 

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1: Morally idealistic conservatatives. neocon is short for neo-conservative. Neocons separate themselves from Republicans that are traditionally fiscal conservative.

  * e.g.,  ... The draft-dodging neocons running the white house are threatening our future as a great nation. 

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2: Slang - Crusading republican.

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3: Slang - Neocons exist separated into two very distinct groups. The largest, group one, are the people below the 99th income percentile. They are religous and/or war-mongering blowhard lemmings who follow the second group; The second group is made up of the top one percent. They cut taxes for themselves, borrow trillions (second term pending), and their behavior is largely the subject of this blog. Of necessity, they pay Rove to pipe tabloid for the Rats. Lemmings rather. Whichever, they both work.

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4: Vlugar - White bible thumping trash.

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1: A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

  * e.g.,  ... Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable! Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush. Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it? Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner. 

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1: Liberal: 'To stop international terrorism we need to work with other countries and foster a spirit of peace and understanding between different cultures and ideology. We should stop burning up our finite resources and use a little of our vast wealth to aid the third world'.

  * e.g.,  ... George W. 'cocaine rush; ooops i've knackered the oil company; praise jesus i'm saved; god bless America' Bush Jr 

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2: Neocon: 'MORE SHOOTING!'.