" nearsighted "

 [ "Nearsighted Date" ]

1: As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date" "That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago." "Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym." 

 [ "Nearsighted Date" ]

2: This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

 [ "Nearsighted Gynecologist" ]

1: Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

  * e.g.,  ... Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals. 

 [ "nearsightedness" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ... So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation. 

 [ "nearsightedness" ]

2: Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.

 [ "Nearsightedness" ]

1: Means you can’t see shit in front of you

  * e.g.,  ... Bae you are so nearsighted. 

 [ "emotionally nearsighted" ]

1: When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

  * e.g.,  ... She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."