" myopic "

 [ "myopic" ]

1: near sighted

  * e.g.,  ... Nietzche was severly myopic. 

 [ "Myopic Payload" ]

1: An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

  * e.g.,  ... Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett. 

 [ "Myopic Brats" ]

1: Coming from the words of a Wise Diplomat: Young men thinks old men are fools, but old men know that Young men are fools.

  * e.g.,  ... These Myopic brats should have known the Bomb was coming...but they acted hastily. 

 [ "myopic manlet" ]

1: The cerebrally and physically stunted myopic manlet is a microscopic mental midget of a minuscule manlet boy, who shortsightedly sees only the literally subhuman suffering of his own small-minded dwarven kind because, due to his eternal inability to grow up and be the bigger man, big picture thinking goes right over his pea-brained, little head. Deceased myopic manlets can often be found squashed flat as a pancake on country roads next to their close relative the, by comparison majestic, toad. Myopic manlets can easily be driven to venting their pent-up manlet rage and throwing a hissy fit with innocent questions and observations, such as: "Manlet detected.", "Nice high heels, my girlfriend has the same pair.", "Are you classified as a turbo-manlet? How tall are you?", "Aren't you the midget who played the manletservant Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun?"

  * e.g.,  ... Manmore 1: Hey, why is that little girl crying in front of that beauty salon? Manmore 2: Myopic manlet detected. I think his new acrylic nails broke off when he got mauled by that chihuahua over there. Manmore 1: Lol, the victorious chihuahua even took the sissy manlet's high heels! Manmore 2: Manlets rise up!