" narrowness "

 [ "narrowed" ]

1: when ya like so stoned you can't see anything but a narrow vision line like a tiny tunnel. propz baked like

  * e.g.,  ... 'woaah look at this guy on the floor.. eeeez well narrowed' 

 [ "narrow" ]

1: When one of your close friends goes as far as calling your mother a two cent bulgarian cum guzziling whore. Also, if the attacker calling your mother such a name has damp hair or a finger nail previously cut you can reverse the verbal attack by saying, "Pleezygozzie"or "Shiggida-wiggada-the nose" either one of these will act as a complete reversal to the argument. A good finishing attack would be to say "you got served" or something similar. Also "You got sizzerved my nizzerved".

  * e.g.,  ... Chad: Your mama is one narrow biatch. 

 [ "Narrow ass" ]

1: An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.

  * e.g.,  ... When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house! 

 [ "narrow urethra" ]

1: A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

  * e.g.,  ... Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low. 

 [ "straight but not narrow" ]

1: An open-minded heterosexual.

  * e.g.,  ... It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well. 

 [ "straight and narrow" ]

1: The path of moral integrity; following the rules. People who follow the straight and narrow typically abstain from activities such as hustlin, pimpin, and some gangsta shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Mobb Deep: "What's up fool? What you been doing?" 

 [ "Narrow Q" ]

1: When you just kinda look and act like a rapist

  * e.g.,  ... That dude is a Narrow Q 

 [ "Narrow boating" ]

1: The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

  * e.g.,  ... I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night! 

 [ "narrow mindedness" ]

1:  To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American. 

 [ "narrow mindedness" ]

2:  To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money. 

 [ "shoulder narrows" ]

1: The best friggin a capella group in the universe!

  * e.g.,  ... Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!