" defined "

 [ "Define Define" ]

1: The one thing you'll never be able to define

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Yo, can you Define Define Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that? 

 [ "Defining" ]

1: The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Where is Will? Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary. 

 [ "define" ]

1: What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary 

 [ "definately" ]

1: Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever. 

 [ "Definate" ]

1: This is not the way it's spelled!

  * e.g.,  ... The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE. 

 [ "Define it" ]

1: A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it. 

 [ "Definator" ]

1: A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

  * e.g.,  ... "With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent 

 [ "Define" ]

1: What Urban Dictionary never ever does

  * e.g.,  ... I just defined define correctly! 

 [ "definability" ]

1: The ability to quickly and accurately read an environment, a situation or a person.

  * e.g.,  ... My definability tells me that Juan is manipulating his team in order to make himself look good. 

 [ "define define" ]

1: no u

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey dude, define define.”