" monologues "

 [ "monologuing" ]

1: The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over. 

 [ "monologue" ]

1: One person speaking alone, often to more than one other person without expected comment

  * e.g.,  ... Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards 

 [ "Monologue" ]

1: Talking to yourself . It could be internal or out loud.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm preparing a monologue for tomorrow's acting audition. 

 [ "Monologue" ]

1: A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds. 

 [ "monologued" ]

1: To be ambushed and forced to listen to a loud, eccentric, sometimes scary monologue. Established during Towerhill 's evening of the arts, made famous by a hippie monologue speaking of P.O.T. and pain in the groin

  * e.g.,  ... Ashley monologued me when I was just standing there. I was so freaked out. 

 [ "Monologueing" ]

1: Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

  * e.g.,  ... "Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already. 

 [ "monologue" ]

1: A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet. notes: -A double-stacked monologue is a dialog

  * e.g.,  ... If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later. 

 [ "monologue" ]

2: -A series of monologues can feed one or many

 [ "monologue" ]

3: -A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.

 [ "Monologue" ]

1: What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!! 

 [ "fuck monologue" ]

1: erotic tale.

  * e.g.,  ... The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue. 

 [ "fuck monologue" ]

2: Talking about fucking.

  * e.g.,  ... I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue! 

 [ "penis monologue" ]

1: The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

  * e.g.,  ... My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue