" rants "

 [ "rants" ]

1: Short for retarded pants. Used to describe capri pants.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl looks stupid wearing those rants. 

 [ "Rant" ]

1: The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not

  * e.g.,  ... Lashaia always going on a rant on snapchat, complaining about school or her life with her headass 

 [ "/rant" ]

1: A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.

  * e.g.,  ... ..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant. 

 [ "</rant>" ]

1: The act of letting the other bloggers know you're finished with your rant. Derived from HTML code in which the rant block would have begun with <rant> and finished with </rant>.

  * e.g.,  ... Dougman25: Hey, Bill. How was your day? 

 [ "rant" ]

1: To speak agressivly about somthing. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner. also see Aitkenism.

  * e.g.,  ... Geeze neil has been ranting for a good two hours now!!! 

 [ "ranting" ]

1: To vent your frustration; either loudly or through the Internet. Most people prefer the Internet, like going to VentNation.com or related sites, or going bat s--t crazy and ranting in someone's face. Sports fans and TV personalities enjoy ranting the most, and so do girls amongst their friends.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Why are you ranting? 

 [ "rant" ]

1: To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

  * e.g.,  ... I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now? 

 [ "Ranting" ]

1: Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy is ranting again we can't stand it. 

 [ "rant" ]

1: When someone is pissed about something and they rabmle on about it.

  * e.g.,  ... She ranted on about her exboyfriend for hours 

 [ "Rant" ]

1: ;Expressing opinions in a rambling or agravated manner. ;A spell of ranting; a tirade

  * e.g.,  ... She ranted about the old lady parking wrong. The rant showed her opinions of the choir. She had written an rant blog.