" misdemeanor "

 [ "misdemeanor" ]

1: (noun) A minor wrongdoing.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about the guy that swore in public? He was fined $2,000 for his misdemeanor. 

 [ "misdemeanor" ]

1: All Girl Rock Band From Sweden.

  * e.g.,  ... Misdemeanor rocks! 

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2: In May 1997 they released "The Misdemeanor EP" on Pshychout Records / Shevil Recordings, after almost a year in the studio.

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3: Other releases Include 5 wheel drive, Let me know and You're Nothing (and you know it).

 [ "misdemeanor" ]

1: Missy Elliot's nickname

  * e.g.,  ... Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot 

 [ "Misdemeanor" ]

1: The nickname of the singer, Missy Elliott. The actual meaning of "misdemeanor" is "a minor crime", ain't slang.

  * e.g.,  ... Tha Misdemeanor on da show! 

 [ "Wiener Misdemeanor" ]

1: A code name for masturbation by a male.

  * e.g.,  ... (Travis comes out of the bathroom.) 

 [ "Wiener Misdemeanor" ]

2: For Example:

  * e.g.,  ... Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes... 

 [ "Petty Misdemeanor" ]

1: A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar." 

 [ "Petty Misdemeanor" ]

2: It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!" 

 [ "Petty Misdemeanor" ]

3: Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor" 

 [ "Petty Misdemeanor" ]

4: Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

  * e.g.,  ... David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there." 

 [ "Petty Misdemeanor" ]

5: See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law

  * e.g.,  ... Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public." 

 [ "Misdemeanor Murder" ]

1: a term coined by New Orleans inner city residents, to describe the murderers who are only held in jail for 60 days or so and then released due to the Police Departments’ inability to process or preserve crime scene evidence due to the the cities over burdened justice system.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh went to jail for 30 days for misdemeanor murder. 

 [ "misdemeanor boner" ]

1: an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

  * e.g.,  ... Jack: "what that in your pants!?" Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner." 

 [ ".9.& Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.9." ]

1: .& Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.

  * e.g.,  ... .& Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor. 

 [ ".9.And Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.9." ]

1: .And Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.

  * e.g.,  ... .And Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.