" lawlessness "

 [ "lawless" ]

1: A person who acts with no regard to the law

  * e.g.,  ... The General Counsel thinks sending out spam with forged email headers is OK. He sure is lawless. 

 [ "lawless" ]

2: Someone who thinks that the law does not apply to them.

 [ "lawless" ]

1:  badass

  * e.g.,  ... your last name's lawless? 

 [ "lawless" ]

2:  don't mess with them

  * e.g.,  ... ohh you must be a BA 

 [ "Lawless" ]

1: Noun - A man with no regard for the law; lacking the slightest regard for the CPLR and its mandates. To whom the defendant has been deemed guilty before argument has commenced. A man drunk on his own power and whose conduct proceeds from an inherent ill-will towards advocacy; a man with whom justice is not blind. An individual not fit for the bench.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy Lawless might have me arrested and thrown in jail for contempt if I actually try to argue that. He's palpably absurd! 

 [ "Lawless" ]

1: (adj) Shitty circumstance. An unfortunate situation. Also, the result of a poor life choice.

  * e.g.,  ... It's going to rain tomorrow, although my cousin's wedding is outside. That is simply lawless. 

 [ "Lawless" ]

1: A visual measurement of time using the hands only conceivable under the influence of hallucinogens. 1 Lawless = 30 seconds

  * e.g.,  ... I have no idea what just happened in the past Lawless 

 [ "Lawless London" ]

1: Like the wild west but in London.

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday? 

 [ "Blackie Lawless" ]

1: Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal" 

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

1: *Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.

  * e.g.,  ... Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells. 

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

2: *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

3: *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

4: *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

5: *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

6: *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

7: *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

8: *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

9: *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

10: *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

11: *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

12: *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

13: *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

14: *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

15: *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

16: *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

17: *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

18: *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

19: *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

20: *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

21: *Lucy has caught Bin Laden.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

22: *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

1:  A female actress from New Zealand, born in the suburb of St. Lukes in Auckland. Came to prominence after a minor career in Europe with the role of Xena, in "Hercules" and her own titular role. Like most admired gay icons, Lucy Lawless is heterosexual. Currently head of Board of Govenors for the Starship National Children's Hospital of New Zealand.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Hey, who's that tall girl next to agent Scully? Hey, it's Lucy Lawless!!" 

 [ "lucy lawless" ]

2:  To expose one's breast accidentally at a sporting event, as per Lucy's performance at an ice hockey game.

  * e.g.,  ...  "The question is, did HJanet set it up, or was it a Lucy?" 

 [ "lawless scumbag" ]

1: A nickname that now easily rolls off the tongues of many Americans, reserved primarily for the Mobster in Chief and any given member of his well-paid army of wiseguys.

  * e.g.,  ... Having to listen to that lawless scumbag say anything at all about anything is like water boarding to me at this point.