" midden "

 [ "midden" ]

1: Offically in Olde English it means dung heap or cess pit. Popular insult in the North of Ireland and Scotland and often used to describe any slovenly mess including persons.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at yer mans front yard, it looks like a f***in' midden. 

 [ "midden" ]

1: scottish word for a cess pit, rubbish pile or compost heap

  * e.g.,  ... Go and chuck that shit on the midden 

 [ "midden" ]

1: Scottish word for Slut/Slag.

  * e.g.,  ... She's a midden! 

 [ "midden" ]

1:  Originally a Scottish word meaning a rubbish heap.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was such a drunken midden last night." 

 [ "midden" ]

2:  A particularly unattractive person, a mess. Often used to describe oneself after consuming alcohol.

 [ "midden" ]

1: A midden has nothing to do with sexual proclivity. It is english/scottish -- similar to the American expression "dufuss" (not sure of spelling)

 [ "midden" ]

1: A wee grey haired Scotsman who does what he's told.

  * e.g.,  ... Right midden, get the bevy in.. 

 [ "Midden" ]

1: An unsightly mess.

  * e.g.,  ... Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!. 

 [ "Midden" ]

2: An extremely unattractive female

  * e.g.,  ... Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden. 

 [ "Midden" ]

3: A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.

  * e.g.,  ... Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden". 

 [ "ridden midden" ]

1: A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!' Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?' 

 [ "Fat Midden's" ]

1: If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.

  * e.g.,  ... An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips.... 

 [ "Fat Midden's" ]

2: commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

  * e.g.,  ... FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu 

 [ "Midden hits the windmill" ]

1: A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault