" manure "

 [ "manure" ]

1: A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

  * e.g.,  ... She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here 

 [ "ManUre" ]

1: Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts. 

 [ "Manure" ]

1: animal dung used for fertilizing land.

  * e.g.,  ... Eat Manure 

 [ "Manure" ]

2: "plenty of fully rotted horse manure can be dug in this fall"

 [ "Manure" ]

1: Manure is defined as the animal dung used for fertilizing land.

  * e.g.,  ... Manure got clapped by Simeone last night. 

 [ "Manure" ]

2: In 21st century,manure is also used instead of man utd as their name cause of their piss poor performance in recent times.

 [ "Manurity" ]

1: The degree to which a phrase or statement is "bull ****"

  * e.g.,  ... The press release from that politician had a very high manurity. 

 [ "manurism" ]

1: A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.

  * e.g.,  ... He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers. 

 [ "Manure Hole" ]

1: Slang term for the butthole.

  * e.g.,  ... Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef. 

 [ "Horse manure" ]

1: Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

  * e.g.,  ... Richard: What did you just throw at me? 

 [ "manure occureth" ]

1: The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

  * e.g.,  ... Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental! 

 [ "manure salesman" ]

1: (n). See shit spreader.

  * e.g.,  ... I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.