" mergences "

 [ "Mergency" ]

1: How hood niggas say emergency.

  * e.g.,  ... Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre) 

 [ "Mergency" ]

1: To move with urgency for no particular reason...particularly at clock out time at work.

  * e.g.,  ... I gotta go...I have a mergency at home! 

 [ "Blur-mergency" ]

1: A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

  * e.g.,  ... Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke! 

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

1: poo·mer·gen·cy

  * e.g.,  ... While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going. 

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

2: n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

3: * A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

4: * A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

5: * In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

 [ "poo-mergency" ]

1: (adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

  * e.g.,  ... I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants. 

 [ "Mergency" ]

1: The state of which two things have merged together.

  * e.g.,  ... Our resolutions have a fairly strong mergency 

 [ "Hair-Mergency" ]

1: Hair-Mergency: noun

  * e.g.,  ... I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP. 

 [ "Hair-Mergency" ]

2: A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.

 [ "Hair-Mergency" ]

3: The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

 [ "fuck-mergency" ]

1: Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

  * e.g.,  ... "There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"