" meaty "

 [ "meaty" ]

1: A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.

  * e.g.,  ... Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab. 

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1: The act of behaving like a meathead.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead! 

 [ "meaty" ]

1: The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up

  * e.g.,  ... Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty 

 [ "Meaty" ]

1: noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS

  * e.g.,  ... FORMAL 

 [ "Meaty" ]

2: I. Stupid look of superiority

  * e.g.,  ... The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf. This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each. INFORMAL 

 [ "Meaty" ]

3: II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)

  * e.g.,  ... a person who eats meat; an ignorant person ARCHAIC 

 [ "Meaty" ]

4: III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner

  * e.g.,  ... a person of low intelligence. 

 [ "Meaty" ]

5: IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments

 [ "Meaty" ]

6: V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically

 [ "Meaty" ]

7: VI. Confused by basic biological processes

 [ "Meaty" ]

8: VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers

 [ "Meaty" ]

9: VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia

 [ "Meaty" ]

10: IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate

 [ "Meaty" ]

11: X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal

 [ "Meaty" ]

12: XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)

 [ "Meaty" ]

13: XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes

 [ "The Meaties" ]

1: When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk. 

 [ "Meaty" ]

1: Something that is fat

  * e.g.,  ... "bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!" 

 [ "Meaty" ]

2: A penis too large for the bearer

 [ "Meaties" ]

1: slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose

  * e.g.,  ... Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them 

 [ "Meaty" ]

1: A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.

  * e.g.,  ... mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY 

 [ "Meaty" ]

2: He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.

 [ "Meaty" ]

3: He is the perfect man in your eyes.

 [ "Meaty" ]

1: It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.

  * e.g.,  ... Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress? 

 [ "Meaty" ]

1: When something is good

  * e.g.,  ... Hey! That new song is meaty!