" mallets "

 [ "malleteer" ]

1: one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

  * e.g.,  ... The pit at school consisted of four malleteers. 

 [ "mallet" ]

1: when someone is acting like a complete tool

  * e.g.,  ... look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet 

 [ "Malletize" ]

1: ) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

  * e.g.,  ... Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!" 

 [ "Malletize" ]

2: ) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

  * e.g.,  ... Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet." 

 [ "mallet" ]

1: A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world. 

 [ "Mallet" ]

1: A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.

  * e.g.,  ... “I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “ 

 [ "Mallet" ]

2: Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

 [ "MALLET" ]

1: The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet 

 [ "MALLET" ]

2: NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.

  * e.g.,  ... Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly. 

 [ "Malleted" ]

1: To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandra was malleted by Gary. 

 [ "mallet" ]

1: a mallet is another name for a penis

  * e.g.,  ... you have a small mallet 

 [ "Mallet" ]

1: Mallet = E

  * e.g.,  ... Going to go get a few Mallets 

 [ "Mallet" ]

1: A drug binge

  * e.g.,  ... I was on a mallet last night