" crooks "

 [ "crooks" ]

1: A red headed kid with a small dick

  * e.g.,  ... you act like a crooks 

 [ "crooks" ]

1: The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember

  * e.g.,  ... Granny: That there man is a crook! 

 [ "crook" ]

1: someone who has committed (or been legally convicted of) a crime

  * e.g.,  ... he has done many bad things: he's a crook. 

 [ "The crooked" ]

1: A crooked penis

  * e.g.,  ... Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls. 

 [ "crooked" ]

1:  A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.

  * e.g.,  ...  "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces." 

 [ "crooked" ]

2:  A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

  * e.g.,  ...  "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge." 

 [ "crook" ]

1: Sick, unwell Australian slang

  * e.g.,  ... I am too crook to work 

 [ "crooked" ]

1: the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

  * e.g.,  ... man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing 

 [ "crooked" ]

1: Newfoundland slang

  * e.g.,  ... "Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies" 

 [ "crooked" ]

2: A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around" 

 [ "crooked" ]

3: Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

 [ "crooked" ]

4: note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

 [ "crooked" ]

1: a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

  * e.g.,  ... that was crooked 

 [ "crook" ]

1: Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

  * e.g.,  ... Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!