" makeover "

 [ "makeover" ]

1: A word in girl talk that is code for tampon.

  * e.g.,  ... I need a makeover right now. 

 [ "makeover" ]

1: This is the facial's older and tougher big brother. After a guy ejaculates, he takes his ejaculated swimmers and wipes it on the girl's face, hence, giving her a makeover.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim gave Janet a makeover by wiping his sperm all over her face. It sure improved her complexion! 

 [ "Makeover" ]

1: A current trend in television programs where people are told that they do not match the cultural norm either in the way they look or dress. Using special effects, advanced computer manipulation and spray painting techniques the person is then given the illusion that they look like a film star or can afford to buy top line designer clothes while bringing up two small children on a part time job serving fries.

  * e.g.,  ... She thought the television makeover would change her life, but the next day on looking in the mirror she noticed that her acne, goofy teeth and the huge wart on her nose had somehow mysteriously re-appeared. 

 [ "Makeover" ]

2: While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen.

 [ "Mugabe Makeover" ]

1: The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu. 

 [ "Makeover Mage" ]

1: An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

  * e.g.,  ... *PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house* 

 [ "Myspace Makeover" ]

1: Much like a home makeover, but for your myspace. May include such additions as pictures, blogs, backgrounds, videos, and other Myspace jargon. A Myspace makeover is much larger than a simple myspace update and is usually done less than once every 3 months.

  * e.g.,  ... I haven't updated my Myspace in months. I think its time for a Myspace Makeover. 

 [ "Manscape Makeover" ]

1: It begins when one of your buddies passes out, you start by tea bagging them followed by shaving your pubes over his or her forhead, leaving a nice unibrow.

  * e.g.,  ... Larry passed out on the couch so I pulled a manscape makeover and left him a sweet brow. 

 [ "Undercarriage Makeover" ]

1: To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

  * e.g.,  ... The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut. The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover. I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived. I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover. 

 [ "Meth Makeover" ]

1: The total transformation from what was once a totally normal person to a carnival side show freak from smoking meth over an extended period of time.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy crap! Someone should tell that girl, that her "meth makeover" was not money well spent! 

 [ "Chinese makeover" ]

1: To finish in your partner's hand and have them smell it. If it smells fresh you may proceed to smear it on your face.

  * e.g.,  ... That chinese makeover would have been great if he got more on my cheeks.