" revision "

 [ "revision" ]

1: Probably what you should be doing right now...

  * e.g.,  ... Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time. 

 [ "revision" ]

2: Instead you come here to procrastinate.

 [ "revision" ]

1: student's version of Hell

 [ "revision" ]

1: A way to get out of doing anything

  * e.g.,  ... Mum: Do the washing 

 [ "revision" ]

1: what I haven't done enough of this weekend

  * e.g.,  ... Louise is useless at revision 

 [ "revision" ]

1: Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

  * e.g.,  ... ''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?'' 

 [ "revision" ]

2: Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.

  * e.g.,  ... ''I just dont know.'' 

 [ "revision" ]

1: a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... student one: hows revision going? 

 [ "revision" ]

1: Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

  * e.g.,  ... Coe: cba to do ne 

 [ "revision" ]

1: Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1 

 [ "revision" ]

2: Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

  * e.g.,  ... Did you revise last night? 

 [ "revision" ]

1: going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

  * e.g.,  ... A: did you do any revision this holiday at all? B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines! 

 [ "revision" ]

1: The present's way of making the past seem better.

  * e.g.,  ... Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.